i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.
Unfortunately every song is about The Character
i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying โohโ very quietly before i keel overโฆ stuff like that
Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure
having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)
"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning