A Cheesy, Cringy Romantic Trope That I Go Weak In The Knees For Is When Character A And B Are Looking

Countdown to Seungmin's Birthday

↘ D-7: His best (cute) friend, Felix.

Go stream things I can't say lOve by OnlyOneOf!!!!!!!

Chan: *hands Jeongin a cup* here, drink some water Jeongin: thanks, dad Jeongin: .....why is everyone staring at me? Minho: you just called Chan-hyung 'dad'. You said 'thanks, dad' Jeongin: what? no I didn't, I said 'thanks, man' Chan: do you see me as a father figure, Jeongin? Jeongin: no! if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me Hyunjin: hey, show your father some respect

Hyunjin: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? Felix: Neither. Felix: Because it's twelve

I could never read a whole novel in one day, but when the fanfic is as long as a novel I won't stop reading until it's done

(I just finished reading a novel-length fanfic in one day, reading throughout online classes and not doing anything else for hours will do that)

Minho : What is love ?

Chan : I unfollowed some meme pages so that Felix could send me memes haven't seen before

Han: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Hyunjin : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Han: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Changbin: Actually I did the math, Hyunjin would have $225, not $0.15.

Hyunjin: Fam I’m right here....

Felix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Felix: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Han: :(

Changbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hyunjin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Felix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Changbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Minho: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Changbin: Apply juice to what.

Seungmin: Directly to the forehead.

Bangchan: Great chat everyone.

Stray Kids + Textposts (7/?)

Chan: They ask me how I manage my members so easily. Chan: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. Chan: Earlier, Jeongin called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Jisung shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.