Jisung, Crying: Minho Hyung And I Had A Fight And He Took Away All My Fidget Spinners! Felix, Comforting

A drawing of my fictional k-pop group IMPACT

Felix: Look, Jisung and I are just bros, I don’t wanna sleep with him! Not that there’s anything wrong with two bros sleeping together. I’m not bromophobic.

Hyunjin: I need to dress homosexually at the grocery store.

Felix: hey Jisung, did you get eggs for the cake? Jisung: even better Felix: what did you- Jisung, holding a chicken: her name is Juremi

Hyunjin: No one's asking you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off. Changbin: Can't hear you, shirt's over my ears.

Thanks for the tag @onlyoneofsideblogtrashheep :] this month's receiptify

Chan: Did you steal my thesaurus?

Jeongin: That is a remarkably abnormal notion for you to postulate without due vindication.

Jisung, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast Minho, the waiter: You're kinda ugly

Seungmin: I’ll have you know that I can bench press over six million and ninety-two nanograms. Changbin: Dude, that’s less than two pounds. Seungmin: Sounded better the way I said it.