A Spoon's Only Objective In Life Is To Make Soup Go Upwards, And It Knows This. That's Why When You Put

I've actually got big biceps and triceps so I can carry all the grocery bags, so she never has to lift a finger. My hands are filled with grocery bags, so hers are filled with fresh bread

*slaps your ass* hey good post

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

This is not a porn blog. I'm just gross sometimes.

sexting on the clock !!!

21. Are you in a good mood?

Yeah, i'm pretty fine, chilling in the bed, drinking Tea and still reading Haunting Adeline.

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

canceled my prime membership today