I Should Only Be Charged A Symbolic Amount Of 10 Cents For My Groceries Because I Have Kind Eyes And

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it's good to keep in mind that past times seem like the good old days because it was the good stuff that survived. all the lame and boring shit is forgotten

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

People talk about the funniest pop culture moments of all time but "pre-fame David Bowie opens for T.Rex by doing a mime routine in support of a free Tibet, gets booed off stage by white maoists" will always make me laugh

Tofu is thousands of years old but it's the coolest most high modernist food ever. Literally just a block of Food. It's like something people would eat in an Isaac Asimov story but it's real.

I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime

people aren't as cool anymore because they love to be very vocal about what they wish to emulate. it's supposed to be your own little secret. for you, only. leaving everyone else wondering how you do it

i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

Heterosexual relationships survive if the woman is a cruel mean bitch and the man is a whipped little pussyboy who just follows orders as directed. This specific pairing is the only way straight relationships work and anything else throws off the balance completely. Ask me how I know. #married