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Turn the sound on at your own risk

Is robot good? Where is the scale it only goes up to hawk.

Test your colour vision

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

Please unmute this

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Awww yes, it’s skijoring season in Colorado. I hope I get to go watch this year.

@dependingonyoursenseofhumor you. Me. The gang. After social distancing we gotta do this.

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

OH MY GOD

Reblogging to keep for myself

Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!

You were enough yesterday.

You are enough today.

You will be enough tomorrow.

the annoying thing about adhd is that like, most of the symptoms you can’t even argue are “evolutionary flaws” or “chemical imbalances.” literally it’s just that it’s not good for lining somebody else’s pockets. being “distractible” helps people notice predators or juicy berries out of the corners of their eyes. hyperfocusing on a task until it’s done is literally exactly in line with what an alleged persistence predator would need to do to actually follow through on hunting other animals. there’s so many little things that are obviously beneficial to have outside of a fucking factory assembly line

If Sam Winchester can look at every moment of his life and still wake up every morning, get out of bed, take care of himself, help people… Then so can I.

If Dean Winchester can carry his heavy heart, his pain, his guilt, look at all the bad around him and still find his faith again… Then so can I.

wholesome student life things that we should collectively start romancizing

waking up and being genuinely thrilled to go to class because today is THAT CLASS you love so much you’d like it to never end

coffee breaks with friends, chatting and joking about this particularly hard essay and the prof’s mannerism

coffee breaks on your own, as you absent-mindedly watch the people around you, while thinking about what you’re working on

finding this book you’ve been dying to read for so long, and borrowing it from the library

the feeling of excitement that goes through you whenever you remember The Book is in your backpack

understanding everything during demanding classes and being genuinely interested in the subject

buying a New Special Pen and taking colorful notes that look super pretty

not being able to shut up about your school projects (no your friends dont really care about the intricate details of what you’re working on, they don’t even have the same major as you, but they’re happy to hear you rant with such a burning passion)

actually doing the extra reading and having your curiosity so piqued by what you’re reading that you go on and on and suddenly its 1am and what happened

printing the project you’ve spent so much time and energy on and feeling the paper’s warmth

actually submitting that project without feeling awful about it because you know you did your best and aren’t responsible for what happens next

when you finally finish this Super Hard And Important Essay at like 3am, open the window and feel the cold night air on your burning cheeks and everything is dark and quiet and you can see the moon and you’re at peace with everything for a few minutes

when this professor you admire says you did a great job and/or that you’re talented!!!!

realizing two concepts that seemed so far away from each other and that you discovered in wildly different contexts are actually interlinked, then Realizing™ things and linking concepts/works/articles to each other at the speed of light & being super excited about it

being so deeply immersed in your work that you didn’t realize two hours have passed

finding the Perfect Spot at the library

that Pure Joy moment when you FINALLY understand that super obscure sentence/text

when you feel anxious because you’re not done with your homework & the deadline is super tight & your friend tells you they aren’t done yet either

same but with an even more intense relief feeling when you realize you both haven’t even started yet

when the professor starts a new reasoning and you can predict what the next idea/the final conclusion will be

when the professor mention your favorite novel/author/fictional character in class and you feel like your internal screech of joy could shatter glass

the Academic Salt™ that has you like 👀👀

when the professor tears apart an author or scholar you hate and you’re like YES I WANT BLOOD GIVE ME BLOOD

when you learn that Cool New Fact that makes you reconsider your whole life

leaving the library after a long productive day and feeling like nothing is real but experiencing everything more intensely

leaving the library at night after a long study session and everybody has left already and its just you and the long neon-lit corridors then stepping outside and smelling the crisp night wind

feel free to add your own!!!

I could watch this forever

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aight its time to clock out for a bit. im tired, this has me tired. im gonna draw some dragons getting their heads stuck in things. someone give me some ideas 

hozier singing about bones, dead bodies, preys, predators, decomposing, satanic sacrifice, anal sex:

me and the girls:

Jade and striped icebergs. “When seawater at depths of more than 1,200 feet freezes to the underside of massive ice shelves like East Antarctica’s Amery Ice Shelf, it forms ‘marine ice.’ Enormous hunks of ice calve—or break off—from the ice shelf, creating icebergs. When one of these icebergs overturns, its jade underside is revealed. The wondrous color of this ‘marine ice’ results from organic matter dissolved in the seawater at those great depths,” explained Audubon Magazine. “Green icebergs are infrequently seen because their verdant bellies are underwater; it’s only when they flip over, a rare event, that their richly colored regions can be seen before they melt. Striped icebergs, perhaps even more scarce than jade bergs, are thought to form in one of two ways: either meltwater refreezes in crevasses formed atop glaciers before they calve icebergs (creating blue stripes), or seawater freezes inside cracks beneath ice shelves (creating green stripes).”

Photo #14 by Steve Nicol via Australian Antarctic Division

1. Do not worry about gaining weight. Ever. But certainly not now just bc you’re in quarantine. 

2. You have permission not to be productive. We are living through a plague and a radical social upheaval. Who tf cares how much you ‘produced’ during this time? No one.

3. Give your day some structure that includes grounding and self care. Be as liberal with this as you can because these are very stressful times and not likely to go away soon.

4. Be kind. Be patient. Be loving. Breathe and give yourself space to feel.

5. Please stop comparing this to video games, zombie franchises or ‘the apocalypse’. First of all those thigns are not real and this is, this is real and happening to people. Second of all those things are made to pretend to be real. They refer to the real world, the real world does not refer to them. Thirdly the effects of this crisis are things that have happened and currently do happen to marginalized communities all over. The difference is now it’s happening to everyone. The ‘apocalypse’ has come to poor people, indigenous people, people in countries victim to imperialism- many times over.

6. Drink water. Sleep well.

here’s this daily comic separate because i’m feeling it

I like new friends!

Reblog if it's okay for anybody to message you if they're feeling lonely during self isolation. Let's get through this together!

I love flannels. 

I also do finger guns constantly plus shakas... oh and peace signs... and the ok signs... I JUST TALK WITH MY HANDS OKAY?

Also I am a bi bottom bitch. Can I sit in a chair correctly? No.

JEANS ARE ALWAYS CUFFED NOT BECAUSE I AM BI BUT BECAUSE I AM SHORT

Puns especially science puns are great

I cannot drive and I am glad I can blame it on my gayness.

Leather jackets are A STAPLE but also HOODIESSSSSS (and no pants because I am already a bottom)

I have the bi bob as often as possible 

I say “I’m gay” vs “I’m bi” like 24/7

My closeted ass fucking jammed to Katy Perry’s “I kissed a girl”. I had my gay awakening to Black Widow but I just thought he was neat ™

Just a few of my stereotypes. 

lgbt ppl* rb this with what stereotype u fit for ur gender/sexuality. im the “gay dude obsessed w britney spears”, the “gay guy accent”, and the “tacky fashion gay”.

*terfs dont touch lol

sand dollars doin their thing

they’re basically sea roombas

Thank you @offlanesupportcrab for tagging me (you’re one of my favorite accounts so it is an honor)

Nickname: Alex

Gender: Female

Star sign: Pisces 

Height: 5'2"

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Favorite animals: Turtles are my love, so are any species of zooplankton

Number of blankets: 12 on my bed right now, 10 on the floor

Where you are from: I was born and raised in the North West

Dream trip: I want to travel to the Galapagos really bad to see the coral and other animals living there. 

When you started this account: March 2014 (when my friend @kcsquib introduced me to tumblr

Tagging: @crazycephalopoda @butdidyouheartherain-blog @kcsquib @bardass

@punRules: tag “20″ followers you’d like to know better and wrangle them into answering questions below.

Thank you @plushoetra for tagging me! ( ´͈ ॢꇴ `͈ॢ)･*♡

Nickname: Nobody loves me enough to give me a nickname oops Gender: Female I think! Star sign: Scorpio Height: 5′7” Hogwarts house: Gryffindor Favourite animals: Felines Number of blankets: 4 plus a decorative throw! Where are you from: Philly raised, living in Ohio rn. Dream trip: Japan! I really want to experience a completely different culture than what I’m used to. When you started this account: 2016! But I’ve had multiple Tumblr account before then.

Tagged: @messofavs @bunngygoblin @vventure @anna-of-the-southern-isles @writingsbymo-mo

Idaho

Sharlie

Paddler

The Bear Lake Monster

Water Babies

Swan Valley Monster

Snow Snake

Giant Palouse Earthworm

Cryptidcore songs

Mother Mother - Ghosting

Tally Hall - Turn the lights off

Dodie - Monster

Cavetown - Devil town

Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis

Lemon Demon - Cryptosanta

Lemon Demon - Lifetime achievement award

Lemon Demon - Touch-tone telephone

Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder

Lemon Demon - Ancient Aliens

Lemon Demon - You're at the party

can't wait to become an ancient witch that resides in the deep wilderness, feeding myself on berries, wine and the tales the village people tell of me

I want a GIRLFRIEND to go GHOST HUNTING with