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“One day, I wanna be as cool as you are!”

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Here some HisoLéo edits

Do you have any Hisoillu relationship headcanons? If so would you mind telling me what?

Well, I don’t really have relationship headcanons on them because I don’t think too much on a genuine relationship between them cos their current relationship is very volatile. I’ll just give you my take on how their relationship actually is instead. Something that I do think is that this idea of Hisoka constantly winding Illumi up is inaccurate. I see headcanons and stuff and a lot of it has to do with Hisoka being an annoying pest towards Illumi, and Illumi seeing him as an annoying pest. This idea would have of course been taken from the scene where Hisoka jokes about harming Killua and pissing off Illumi. This is idea is alright as a joke but it’s kinda become like a Hisoillu stereotype now. In canon, Hisoka only annoys Illumi once, emphasis on once. Throughout all the other times we see them together, we see them working as a team and mostly Illumi helping Hisoka which brings me on to my second point.

It is clear that Illumi likes Hisoka more than Hisoka likes Illumi, and Illumi does not see him as an annoying pest at all. Illumi helps Hisoka throughout the hunter exam when he didn’t have to. They did stick together but Illumi was a lot more helpful towards Hisoka such as contacting him during the first stage telling him to hurry up as they are almost ready to move on to the next phase. He also offered to tell Hisoka who his target was during the fourth stage which he did not have to do at all and killing that guy with his pins before the guy could charge at Hisoka. In the interviews at the beginning of the fifth stage, Illumi says that the person he least wants to fight is Hisoka, this could be because he does not want to fight his ally (or friend even though Illumi wouldn’t use that word, Hisoka calls Illumi his friend though) or because one of them would have to lose in that fight and Illumi does not want decrease either of their chances at passing, or both of those things.

Now, all Hisoka did during the exam was just stick by Illumi and maintain contact with him, he didn’t really help Illumi at all like he helped Hisoka. He was just off doing his own thing while Illumi kinda kept interrupting with his helpfulness. At the end of the exam, Illumi spoke with Hisoka and agreed not to kill Gon because Hisoka wants him alive and then he asked him what his plans are. That’s something that a friend would do, Hisoka didn’t ask Illumi what his plans were, that’s another thing Illumi didn’t have to do. Illumi didn’t have to do any of this for Hisoka, helping Hisoka doesn’t directly benefit him, all this time he is just being a good ally/friend.

In the Yorknew City arc, Illumi also took the time out of his day to disguise himself as Hisoka and be his decoy while Hisoka goes to fight Chrollo. Paid or not, he did not have to do that favour for him at all. Illumi even said “i’ve known you a little longer than Chrollo” so he chooses Hisoka over Chrollo. Now, in the Chairman arc we see Hisoka mentally rating the power of the hunters around him and then he gets suddenly senses someone whose power he rates as 95 points, and then he turns with a disappointed look on his face upon seeing it’s actually Illumi who asks “do you have some time?” which Hisoka responds “oh, it’s you, Illumi. How about you?” Hisoka helps Illumi with his situation with Alluka because there’s a chance of Gon dying and Hisoka himself dying, so he helps because it benefits himself. As mentioned before, he even fucks up Illumi’s plan by triggering Illumi’s bloodlust and having Killua discover their location, he also did that for his own benefit. At one point, Hisoka even considered killing Killua to make Illumi angry and make him become Hisoka’s enemy. That’s not something a good friend/ally does and I’m pretty sure Illumi would not even think about fucking over Hisoka like that.

So really, a lot of their relationship is those two maintaining contact, and Illumi helping Hisoka, and Hisoka doing his own thing even when they’re working as a team. Hisoka is mainly on the receiving end of the help while Illumi just gives. Sure, Illumi received some help from Hisoka for the Alluka situation but Hisoka was in it for himself and not for Illumi’s sake.

To sum it all up, my idea on their relationship is mainly Illumi giving, and Hisoka taking. Hisoka does not constantly wind Illumi up nor does Illumi see him as an annoying pest who he can’t wait to get away from. Illumi likes Hisoka a lot more than Hisoka likes Illumi, and it shows throughout canon.

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emotionless | uvogin headcannons

Single Part

Paring: Uvogin x Gender Neutral!Reader

Request: "if your requests are open, can i please request hcs for uvogin with an emotionless s/o? like they barely experience emotions and if they do it's only around him.” - Anonymous

Warnings: reader is a little standoffish

Summary: even someone as cold as y/n melted a little bit around the strong enhancer

A/N: thanks for this request!

It was honestly a bit of a surprise that someone like you even wanted to join the Phantom Troupe.

You were strong enough on your own, having managed to survive since childhood without anyone but yourself. You never had to rely on anyone.

When you first approached the team it set them all on edge.

There was no telling what your true intentions were, and they had dealt with their fair share of deceivers in the past years.

No matter how hard they tried there was just no reading you.

There was nothing behind those eyes, a blank look that could be hiding anything - and there would be no drawing it out.

Your strength was unparalleled, frankly they would have been stupid not to accept you in their ranks and risk making you an enemy.

But the daunting expressionless look on your face would never cease to cause a chill up some of their spines.

Nothing that anyone tried to do could get a flicker of change out of you.

Shalnark cracking jokes that would normally get people to crumple in heaps of laughter? No reaction.

Phinks with his insatiable flirting, something that at the very least would make someone angry? Nope.

Hisoka and his ever constant desire to fight someone he deemed as strong? No dice.

Sure, they were used to stone cold characters in the ranks. After all they had someone like Feitan who rarely showed emotions besides brief bouts of anger. Or the Boss who very rarely expressed his emotions outright.

But you were simply a different breed.

In fact someone of them were beginning to think that you lacked the ability to feel anything at all.

Somehow that didn't seem impossible.

They didn't know very much about you, besides the fact that you had grown up in Meteor City (...much like some of them...) and only left when you felt strong enough to defend yourself.

So it was possible that something had happened to make you like this.

Feitan suggested you had been tortured beyond repair, and lost all sense of emotions because of it. He was pretty sure it was possible, though he himself typically killed his victims before they made it that far.

Everyone was ready to accept that explanation and drop the subject all together. Besides Shizuku who actually wanted to ask about it, though the others persuaded her not to.

They were satisfied.

Until one day Nobunaga saw you smiling.

Your smile was so bright, and strangely attractive on your normally stoic face.

He was pretty sure that you didn't know he was there.

Or else you definitely wouldn't be smiling as much as you were.

Though what shocked him the most was who you were smiling at, you eyes were more filled with life than he had ever seen as you gazed upwards at the giant man playfully laughing with you.

Uvogin had somehow managed to drag you out of your stony stupor where everyone else had failed to do so.

It was very strange to watch you laugh with the large man, a warmth covering you like a sheen of sweat. Nobunaga balked as you put a hand on Uvogin's large bicep and allowed him to pull you into a bone crushing hug.

Nobunaga felt slightly betrayed to learn that his closest friend had managed to become so close to the cold troupe member and told not even him.

But when he saw how suddenly shy you became as Uvogin began to affectionately nuzzle his face into your neck he understood

Whether it was romantic or not, there was clearly an indisputable love between the two of you that rivaled anything else.

Uvogin wouldn't risk breaking that amount of trust with someone he cared about by bragging about it to the others.

So no matter how much Nobunaga wanted to confront his friend, or scream to all the others about how he had saw your amazing smile, he turned around to leave. Completely missing the thankful look on his best friend's face as he retreated.

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