What The Heck, Right? My Credo Is That I'm Opposed To Nothing And Open To Everything...

What the heck, right? My credo is that I'm opposed to nothing and open to everything...

So go, Golden Potato of Luck!

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6 years ago

Labels. Labels. Labels.

Seems like this crowd is more interested in anger, shite talking, and lathering themselves and others into a nasty, frothy frenzy over "oppression," than they are in just being nice humans.

Folks, drop the labels and begin being genuine, caring, and loving humans. Any other than that and you're just showing you have pride (pun intended) in hateful things.

reminder that pride month includes bisexual and asexual people.

Nah, just bisexuals.

10 years ago

I have held many things that were beautiful, priceless even, but none had ever compared to the woman who gifted me with two beautiful, vibrant, and amazing souls. I could search the universe over twice, and would always come back to her, my Carey, the love of my life, the mother of that which I hold dearest in this world.

"I Took A Photo Of Us, Mid-embrace. When I Am Old And Alone I Will Remember That I Once Held Something

"I took a photo of us, mid-embrace. When I am old and alone I will remember that I once held something truly beautiful."

Submarine (2010)

5 years ago

It's only a matter of time...

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3 years ago

Food that tastes so good it's almost like it was kissed by Mama!

Yes, ma'am, I would absolutely love more mouth gravy, and don't skimp on the spit!

Yum, yum, yummy!

(I have to applaud the videographer for the sheer control over their gag reflex while producing this footage. The mark of a consummate professional is the ability to NOT hurl cookies while documenting this unique approach to culinary arts... Bravo!, I guess...)

😳

3 years ago

My Zen offering for today.

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

(via)

3 years ago

Shared from Bing: Barack Obama shares new family photo as he honors Michelle on Mother's Day

Barack Obama shares new family photo as he honors Michelle on Mother's Day
MSN
Barack Obama shares new family photo as he honors Michelle on Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day, Michael...

I ❤ Photoshop

...and so does he...

4 years ago

Love. It.

5 years ago

Fluidity...

Sounds like a softer edged approach to censorship and intimidation...

This is usually a tactic of Leftists who want desperately to control everyone's thoughts, actions, money, freedom, and words while at the same time appearing as the saviors of the world. The word for that is insidious...

Fuck insidious types. They'll remain powerless over me and people like me, no matter the epithets, the harassment, the threats, and all the rest of their putrid tactics.

WAIT!

Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!

am I Pissing on the Poor?

did I Read the post in bad faith?

could I be Overexaggerating?

am I Out of line for saying this?

is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?

is what I said Rude?

am I being Egotistical?

am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?

did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!

5 years ago

And the Heavens taught me that anything can happen, as long as you stay for the whole show...

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