I don't think you understand the comedic value of hiring a guy to be security for your museum only to come back one day and see said guy just standing there with the entire road outside of the building destroyed and caution tape in random parts of the building. Also he tells you there's hundreds of catalysts on your property.
its wallpaper sized.
do with that information what you will.
AFK prank gone wrong
there's a bit of a language barrier there I think I just wanted a excuse to use this headcanon, but the dudes! the guys be vibin! did have another three pages planed for this, never got around to it though,,,
transcript and extras below the cut!
Xisuma/Grian: *general arguing about starting conflicts* Xisuma/Grian: *it is actualy about taxes* Cleo:,,, What are those two even arguing about? Zedaph: something about taxes? Maybe???
Cleo: What do you mean maybe? Zed, You always talk about how well you understand Galactic??
Zedaph: Hey! I can Read galactic very well, yes! ,,,spoken is, a different story however,,, Gem: yea, spoken galactic is honestly a struggle to learn,,,
Scar: what's with X trying to egg Grian into starting the another war over there Cleo:,,,Scar
Scar: hmm? Cleo: Scar, last week you said you didn't know any galactic.
Scar: oh, no no, I don't, why?
Zedaph/Gem/Cleo:,,, Scar: ,,, OH! Is that what that language is????
and here's the unused part of the script + my thumbnails! if any place deserved this part of the script, it'd be Tumblr <3
Welcome to my next au, boatem in the apocalypse!
Summary: Five high schoolers try to survive the zombie apocalypse. What could go wrong?
And here's a snippet of what's to come!
The gun was lowered, and Scar glanced over at Grian with a questioning stare. Dark eyes met his green ones, and the avian almost imperceptibly shook his head. He had no idea what was going on then, either.
The man pulled off his gasmask, eyes wide. “You're Grian and Scar! From Hermitcraft High School?”
Scar's jaw dropped. “Impulse! No way- is that really you?”
“Dude!” Grian's face lit up. “We thought we were the only ones who survived!” He took a step forward, eyes pleading. “Have you seen my sister? Pearl? Long brown hair, moth wings, probably looking for me as well?”
Impulse shook his head. “Nope, sorry man. I've been keeping an eye out for anyone but... that explosion was pretty big.” His voice choked up. “...I had to dig Joel and Lizzie out of the rubble.”
Grian and Scar bowed their heads, silent in grief. They hadn't really known the two, but still... losing people you knew still hurt, even in the apocalypse.
hey gamers this is propaganda go read call of the void by @mawofthemagnetar its very good
watching scar is like. he just died to a berry bush. he just killed half a team. he is trying to punch someone with a bow. he just made the most wild shot and won them the round. the epic highs and lows of gtws
Legally, it is a mullet,,, if you would call it that,,, this is part one! Part Two
Old comic reposts! this was form back on February 10th 2022. some designs are outdated, This is also the comic that caused my brother to ask why I was "drawing twink Doomguy" Transcript below!
Zedaph: you ever wonder what X looks like under his helmet and all that? Z: think their just like EvilX? Tango: I don’t know man, T: for as long as I’ve known the guy I’ve never seen them take the thing off. Keralis: oh! Are we talking of Shashwamy’s sweet face? K: it really is a beautiful face he has, did you know that X has a mullet? They said it fit better with the helmet! And the little old ‘X’ scar he has,,,(rest is just unimportant blabbering) *”X has a mullet”* T: ah,, Z: oh,,,
The crossing back over was such a wonderful mess. Cub lost connection twice, joe didn't even have an elytra, bdubs tried to flank em and got killed by Oli instantly. Hilarious. Grumbot wants to blow up the server. They blew up emperor grumbot. The hermits get ready to attack them but once they come through they all immediately chill out. Oli tried to blow up grians end crystal. None of them can leave because Grian didn't build a stairway lot of his basement. Oli shouting 'I killed god' after killing Bdubs. False's evil lab is leaking energy????? What a day.
Hi there, I'm new! Pearl main and just general hermit craft follower. Nice to meetcha!
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