Latest Posts by isabel-jean - Page 2
I’m legendary
All legs
No dairy
today’s tea
Pisces and Hades
reblog with your sign and your godly parent
This is too cute
Your drawings always remind me of puppets tbh. Like not in a bas way or anything!!! i think its just bc most of the time you dont draw legs, so my brain has just always been like "hnnng........ han,,d puupets,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
I’m sorry anon, you’ve inspired me
Women’s fake breasts will not decompose after death, thus in several hundred years, archeologists will discover first big tiddy skeletons
The Stages of Grief
Hi everybody.
@vgstims sent me this crying statue gif this morning and it hit me hard. I suddenly realized that I was in grief, dealing with the death of Tumblr as I knew it for over 4 years.
I never realized just how powerful an online community can be and to see it die is very tough to experience.
I just thought I’d share this with my followers, which believe it or not, is a little short of 50,000 on Tumblr, at 49,516.
The goal of my blog, as a fighter, was to bring the fight gym to Tumblr, to make it as real as possible for my followers, to have them experience virtually what a fight gym would feel like and what Manliness means.
I hope that I did that for all of of you!
As I said previously, I’ll continue to post until Tumblr takes me down, fight to the end!
Always seek Manliness!
WarriorMale
tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile
unmute this now
@staff tell me what’s explicit about this picture
ive just been thinking about this for the past 6 hours
do you ever go to a restaurant hold up your fork and think “wow, this fork has been in so many mouths”
•this really is the worlds smallest violin
•PATRICK THAT IS NOT A RIDE
* cheapy the cheapskate
* Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
* Nosuforatu -hash slinging slasher
* Ate nails for breakfast without any milk
* Am I a pretty girl- your beautiful
* IMAGINATION
* *knocks on door* I love you
* The health inspector they thought they killed
* Krusty krab unfair-krusty krab funfair
* The artist episode
* Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else-not until 4
* Man ray trying to return Patrick’s wallet
* Just the three of us. You me and this brick wall you built between us
* Patrick, Your a genius! Yeah I get called that’s lot. What a genuis? No Patrick
* Patrick your genius is showing
* The floating shopping list
* What you think I’m paying you for- you don’t pay us. We don’t even exsist. Were just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept if thought- one for crack and your outta here- please no . I have a wife and 3 kids.
* We’ve been smeckledorfed- that’s not even a word and I agree with you
* We have technology
* The inner machinisms of my mind are an enigma
* Campfire song song
* F.U.N.
* Indoors ! indoors!innn-doors! Take it away penny! He has such a beautiful voice
* Gary meowing poetry at the talent show
* Well at least I still have my personality
* VICTORY SCREECH!
* Long tan and handsome
* More like ‘ belongs in the trash’
* EXTRA CREDIT!
* That’s my icecream- now let him have it- you can have it
* Its a delightful taste sensation- NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM
* No , no not bitterness despair
* Donate to the Children’s fund. What have the children ever done for me.
* What do you usually do when I’m gone- wait for you to come back
* Its just a piece of string- it a secret string
* Annoy squid ward day- no that’s on the 15
* Dumb people are blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are*drools*
* Alright which One of you flatfoots stole my lollipop
* Holographic meatloaf, my favourite
* If you could have anything right now what would it be- uh.... more time for thinking
* Too bad spongebob not here to enjoy spongebob not being here
* Gary what are you doing here. YOURE CAUSING A SCENE!
* You taste like glass
* I knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy ,who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guys cousin
* Its not just any Boulder .....Its a ROCK!
* Lets get naked- no lets save that for real estate
* The MANIACS IN THE MAILBOX!
* Coral. As in that nose job is so coral
* Do you want it to hurt Kevin
* CAREFUL SPINGEBOB CAREFUL SPONGEBOB CAREFUL SPONGEBOB. PATRICK. Its already open
* Is sandy the one I call mom- no that’s your mother
* I’m dirty dan
* Its an Alaskan bull worm
* You’re nothing but pure evil, just like the newspaper comics
* I had 4 biscuits. Then I ate one. Now I only have 3
* Plankton-1 % evil 99% hot gas
* Are they laughing at us. No they are laughing next to us
* Liar! Liar! Plants for hire. Its pants on fire. Well you would know, liar.
* Do instruments of torture count
* We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request
* More soup for your armpit
* Hey Patrick what am I. Uhh stupid. No I’m Texas. What’s the difference
* I have a confession to make*takes off towel* YOURE BALD. No I’m not bald, I’m alive
* At night
* Cant have dirty garbage*cleans it*
* I cant see my forehead
* Spongebob doesn’t have hair. Or does he
* Shake that bubble butt
* Don’t we look vicious and bloodthirsty
* I didn’t know you spoke bird. No that’s Italian
* Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt. Now he’s a bronze fish
* Nonsense. My vocabulary is infinitly expanding
* Are you squidward? *to a fire hydrant* that’s okay, take your time
* You cant fool me I listen to public radio
* Remember licking doorknob is illegal on other planets
* Firmly grasp it
* The gangs all here
* Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town
* Goodbye everyone ill remember you all in therapy
* Seven mile spanking machine
* Hahaha. Its a giraffe
* Bring it around town
* SOILED IT!
* Here lies squidward’s hopes and dreams
* Mr krabs wearing a bra
* The butterfly that terrorised the town
* Sea bear
* DAY 15 give it up for DAY 15
* IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU PATRICK
* Does this look dangerous
* Don’t touch me I’m steril
* WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
* Actually its coral blue number...
* Uhh.. I can explain
In loving memory of Stephen Hillenburg here is a list of my favourite Spongebob Squarepants moments
FIRMLY GRASP IT
HE’S Squidward, HE’S Squidward, YOU’RE Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD
The panty raid
Spongebob constantly declining water in Sandy’s air bubble house because he’s too polite to tell her he needed it was so relatable
Spongebob and Patrick raising a baby clam
1% evil, 99% hot gas
Mr Krabbs breaking both of his legs trying to close a squeaky window
HE WAS NUMBER ONE
The audience turning into fish sticks at the Fry Cook Games
My NAME’S NOT RICK
Sweet, sweet victory!!!!
Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
The entire Rock Bottom episode
That episode when Spongebob forgot how to make a Krabby Patty because Bubblebass was an asshole
Bubble Buddy
Mystery the seahorse
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly
The perfume department
LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE
*Angelic music* Plastic!!!!!!
The fish’s Picasso Scream-like reaction after smelling Spongebob’s breath
MY LEG
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!
CHOCOLATE
The cheap birthday party Mr Krabbs threw for Pearl
The magic conch
Squidward’s thighs after eating an entire room full of Krabby Patties
Nematodes
All of the dumb Texas jokes
The juice flooding the retirement home
*Inflated Mrs Puff voice* Spongebob……..why……….
The depressed fish making the same soulless face as he commutes to work, sits in his cubicle, and stares out of his window before his wife calls him to bed
This grill is not a home
NO, THIS IS PATRICK
The narrator with the French accent
The audience losing their shit at Spongebob mopping the floor after the talent show
Please feel free to add more!!
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
I’d watch just for the tribute and go back to not watching the NFL again
So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.
teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!
I forgot I wanted to post my favorite inktobers I did :D of course you can still find all my inktobers in my highlights on my instagram.
non-spongebob stephen hillenburg stuff is kinda sparse to come by but i really do like seeing it, it’s all very interesting and i’d like to see more of it
for example these two paintings he made that adam paloian posted on twitter are cool
You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY
i love super specific buttons that could never be relevant to anyones life & this one is my favorite
So I Have a Tiny Chicken
Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.
This is Cicero.
We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.
Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.
AND LOOK
AT WHAT
SHE LAID
A TINY EGG.
I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??
WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??
WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??
WHAT IS GOING ON???????
TELL ME WHY
People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.