Why Ardyn Has Banned Alice From Drinking.

Nikolai: FEDYA! Let’s go on a date! I have a few places we can go!

Fyodor: Not right now I’m busy contemplating my life-

Nikolai: *ignoring him* First we can go to that one theme park. Then have a nice stroll in the park. Then finally the morgue!

Fyodor: Why the morgue?

Nikolai: You’ll find out later~

Noctis: I will literally suplex Ravus just to take a nap right now.

Ravus: I'll knock you the **** out before you can even touch me.

Prompto: never a dull day with them around

Vergil: *saving Y/n from a demon* there I saved your life now I can go back to ruining it.

He may be your father but he ain’t your demon daddy!

Dante to Nero

How anime girls be standing when talking to the main character

Vergil: *Slams the door to Devil May Cry open* Dante. The mother of my child is trying to kill me.

Dante: *Not looking up from his magazine* Which one?

Vergil: I know how to pick them....

Get out of the Haunted Mansion Fyodor!

Sigma: I wanted one thing in life. A place to call home. Instead I’m forced to live with a pigeon and his pet anemic rat.

Nikolai: You forgot the anemic rat is immortal.

Fyodor: The devil has a restraining order against me I guess.

This was my nightmare fuel

out of all the ffxv glitches I’ve seen, Ignis is involved in like half of them I swear

Atsushi: Got any resolutions Akutagawa?

Akutagawa: Yes, two. Finally kill you and get Dazai to notice me.

Atsushi: ….Mine was to be able to pay rent on time and eat more chazuke…