If You Look Into A Mirror And Says “Phil Collen Sucks” Three Times, Steve Clark Will Appear, Slap

when somebody interrupts me while im bopping to cruel summer

mood

Luke: daddy pass the salt

Han and Anakin: *reach for the salt*

Han:

Anakin:

Luke:

Luke: i can explain

never forget, in my top ten Star Wars scenes when the guy is like “dude you’re gonna die if you go into that snowstorm”

And Han, a self proclaimed cold hearted badass, screams back “Then I’ll see you in hell!” and proceeds to go into that snowstorm for Luke

I live for that shit man

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺

𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨

𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺

Okay I laughed

John: This is how I enter the studio.

John: WASSUP, FUCKERS???

Paul: Why do you have a new girlfriend?!

John: Because FUCK YOU, that’s why!

Current mood

can a time machine be made already so i can go to 1977 and make out with young harrison ford or no

Han: I hate being touched.

Han: The last time I touched another person was in 1963. In hand-to-hand combat.

Leia: Luke is literally hugging you right now.

Han: This means nothing.

i ship jackie and hyde but i also ship me and hyde

PLEASE

Hey, can we, like, talk about how Taylor did an episode of Crossroads with THE Def Leppard? Can we please? Let's talk about that, let's bring it up.

Let's also talk about how she nailed "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and how she needs to sing that again with the vocals she has now. I NEED to hear her sing it again.