just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.
they didn't had to look so hot omgggg
no because I always think about the fact that edward literally hallucinated oswald seducing him by singing AMY WINEHOUSE. LIKE DID YOU SEE THE WAY EDWARD HALLUCINATED HIM CARESSING THAT HAT? if that isn't love I have no clue anymore AND THE FACT OSWALD NEVER FOUND OUT EITHER??
Ship so good the actors and the writers wanted them to be canon but the fucking producers were cowards.
When the ship affects me so much I find myself grieving a love I’ve never experienced
okay little rant but what are all our thoughts on the court of owls theory that they made isabella like the bruce doppelganger to tear oswald and edward apart?? i think it makes sense especially at such a convenient time JUST as oswald was about to confess BUT IDK!!
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN, JUST LIKE THEY ALWAYS SUNG ABOUT!
I can see House having such terrible eating habits. Going long stretches without eating or eating vending machine food. But, when Wilson moved in with him, Wilson notices that he eats more if it’s HIS food.
At first it’s annoying to Wilson, but he ends up just making extra of his food and labeling it as DO NOT TOUCH on purpose because —out of spite—House will eat it. Which is his way of tricking House into taking care of himself while also taking care of him.
Wilson also just telling himself it’s easier to make extra of his food since House was stealing it and NOT because he cares or likes the fact that House enjoys his cooking.
Taking over House's wannabe ducklings while he's passed out post fucking an electrical socket with a knife
Poor Wilson
I'm sobbing not Wilson ditching his wife at Christmas for House, I see what y'all meant about these two Christ