This Is The Best OP Fic I've Ever Read And I Need Everyone To Know.

Prison Buggy is honestly such a baddie with that ponytail

✨ Peaceful moment ✨

Two dingus dudes who don't know how to flirt.

That scene from Scary Movie 3, but make it LawLu

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Happy Birthday, Law!! ((We're taking him to Texas Roadhouse and MAKING HIM RIDE THE BIRTHDAY SADDLE 👏👏👏👏👏))

Big himbo baby, Clark Kent

Tin Lover [Ch. 9]

“We’ll be line dancin’ to the blues, Ji! Yee-haw!” Usopp says, putting on a terrible attempt at a Southern accent while splashing around. “Git along little doggie! Yippee-ki-yay!” 

“Okay, for the record, I don’t sound like that,” Nami says, scowling as she points a finger Zoro’s way. “Don’t go grouping all of us together with Zoro’s people.”

“I don’t fuckin’ sound like that.”

“‘I don’t fuckin’ sound like that, partner!’ I’m a rootin’ tootin’ cowboy,” Luffy adds, cackling through his imitation of Zoro’s voice. “Toss me a cold one and we’ll get down on the farm! Yee-Yee!”

“Oh, we’re doing Zoro impressions?” Sanji says, grinning wide. “‘That dog’ll hunt, I reckon. Ain’t that right, Savage? Where’s my breakfast?” 

Usopp side-eyes his friend. “That last one wasn’t even southern speak…” 

“Don’t you start,” Zoro growls into Sanji’s ear, giving him a hard squeeze around the waist. “Buttercup.”

“I heard something interesting just now,” Nami says, batting her eyes in Sanji’s direction as she sips from her black cherry White Claw. “Sanji, you make Zoro breakfast?” 

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Tags: ZoSan, LawLu, Modern AU, Eventual Romance, Character Study, Sex Work, Humor, Angst, Fake Dating/Relationship

Oops, I made something really dumb 🍕🤝💙