Life Is So Hard I’m So Glad It Still Manages To Have The Capacity To Be Really Fucking Funny

ever since I was little I knew I never wanted anyone to turn the big light on

I like to be a little stupid recreationally

I love it when an artist puts out a concept album and the concept is that they had a mental breakdown

“How are you?” I should be in a straight jacket but unfortunately for the both of us I’m here

no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it

i'm actually so so sweet if you ignore the part of me that is a cunt

they should invent a type of lying face down that doesn't suffocate you

okay, let’s settle this like MEN. (kisses you)

cant wait to start feeling normal again I think to myself knowing that i have not once felt normal not at all my whole life not ever