Oh Come On Man Youre Just Being Paranoid No Ones Ever Died From Anything

I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok

how to disappear for a month with no repercussions

i think it’s so funny that alcohol is poison. yayyy little fruity poison with an umbrella and ice

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

*hands you a pipe bomb*

dude not in public

[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond

i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark

everyone be cool about my horrible vibe please

it is what it is. and I don't know what it is