Everyone Shut The Fuck Up I’m Trying To Focus On My Diabolical Homosexual Thoughts

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

An angel appeared to me and gave me a baseball bat with nails in it

I love you, George Takei.

i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

naked cuddling is therapy

no longer explaining myself no i will not elaborate