Love The Word "also". I Have More Things To Say

have you tried yelling

i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling

Get High And Notice Basslines

bro just flirt with me a little

I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

I was trying to be nice, you stupid fucking idiot.

Well well well. How the wheels on the bus have gone round and round

i love how, from an outsider's perspective, the markiplier lore is like "oh man! look at this adventure with silly gaming youtuber" and in reality the lore is like do you remember who you are? are you sure? i can't tell how many times we've been here before, you and i, trapped in this void. what has he done to you?

Matteo, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. 

Dave: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Genuinely what are any of us talking about