If You Want Me To Consume A New Media You MUST Catch Me At The Exact Moment When The Stars Are Aligned

It’s a banger you can’t lie

MANKIND IS DEAD

BLOOD IS FUEL

HELL IS FULL

BABA IS YOU

I put Dancing Queen by ABBA over the prom scene in Carrie

Shaggy and Scooby should have died before season one was over

everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes

guy who has a glass of water and doesn't know what to do with it

Everybody @ me: stop making shitty puns about the inevitably of death.

Me, about to put my awful sense of humor and unnecessary knowledge of Latin phrases to good use: you can’t spell ‘Memento Mori’ without ‘meme’.

the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop