New Year's Resolution

For a dog, you do not need big cars, big homes or designer clothes. Status symbols mean nothing to him. A stick is already great. A dog does not care if you’re rich or poor, smart or dumb. A dog judges others not by their color, creed or class but by who they are inside. Give your heart to him, and he will give his. It’s really very simple, but even so, we humans, as wiser and more sophisticated, have always had trouble figuring out what really matters or not. How many people can you say that? How many people make you feel unique, pure and special? How many people make you feel special? 

A video of me twerking if anyone was interested. EDC Orlando was amazing.

I hate it when ex's hate each other.

Like really. You make it awkward for people that’s friends with both of you. Get over it and just try to be friends again. You can at least try.

Dear Non-Asian People,

1. We do not understand the words “ching chong”.

2. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.

3. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino etc.

4. We are not all communists. (( only north korean )) <—Rofl

5. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring8. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.

6. We don’t use THAT much M.S.G.

7. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.

8. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t.

9. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either.

10. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.

11. All Asian countries speak different languages.

12. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway.

13. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same.

14. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.

15. Not all Asians are short.

16. Or skinny.

17. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.

18. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language.

19. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating.

20. Yeah we eat rice, and what?

21. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.

22. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat chow mein” instead of chicken chow mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now.

23. No…Yao Ming is not my uncle.

24. Chopsticks are the perfect utensil and the easiest to wash.

25. People from India are Asians too.

claaaaaaaire:

im going to try and stick to this!

mrsbooj:

“Statue Game”

Basically, you go into a high-traffic area, pick a pose and watch the expression of people walking by. It’s even better when you have someone recording from afar.

if only i had friends to do this with LULZjk, this will be added to my list of things to do for 2011 (:

k-aaron:

benjamminteo:

There were so many times I wanted to just cry while watching this episode. I relate alot to the feelings they have and the cards they had to wear during the music video. It’s honestly one of the best music videos I’ve ever seen and their rendition of Mad World was just… impeccable. 

Holy shit this was amazing…. The guy with the nose ring and the small guy were my favorite singers, and the girl in the beginning. They all sounded pretty well together… I kind of want them all to be in Glee now haha…

http://www.youtube.com/embed/OIMNVHfYudE

jmelynne:

donteatthebrownsnow:

ally0uneedis-laur:

thecelebritystatus:

OMG. THESE ^ ARE REAL FUCKING MEN! 

and the one in the black hat and white shirt is a broad.

<3

You go Tyron,work them white heals! 

 dis is attractive.