Albuterol Is Just Nox For Cyclists

gonna go jelq at the walmart brb

Top three scariest halllween costumes:

3. Landlord

2. Sexy Landlord

1. Unsexy Landlord

something really heartwarming about being starving hungry on a train (food thing was closed) and being given food by two moms sitting in front of me.

you could edit them saying this into the movies and it fit in perfectly

Rip Barty Crouch jr and Sirius Black, you would have loved yelling chicken jockey

the devil came back from georgia and decided to try his luck with detroit.

i think that guy from the saw movies would respect disability resource center accommodations

wizards when they turn out the lights

Channeling the dark arts

tony soprano is my patrick bateman

saving these for later

and summore

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison