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linked-in too

are you unemployed? has it been a while since youve thought about killing yourself? dont worry, indeed dot com can change one of those things

the existence of a parameter space implies that you could like hang out there and maybe have a good time but you can’t and thats sad ;(

can’t wait for the hand o god to strip me naked and smother me in savory bbq sauce. mmmmmmmm boy i do love getting sauced.

its not "smoke from a wildfire". thats god tryna cook you like a rack o ribs.

saving these for later

and summore

consider: an alien flying a 747.

rush hour 2 is my favourite documentary

Gonna be doing the nixon tapes at karaoke night

therians are just post-tiktok otherkin

i don’t got that dog in me anymore.

he got put down.

anyway — im probably gonna stay in the weekend to finish up some paperwork and wait for death.

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