The Jovial Jelqer Strikes Agian

tech bro stuck on the freeway in a phone call be like: “traffic is bearish today, boss”

martin luther king be like:

i have a dream. and you were there i think. but i don’t remember what we were doing 🥺🥺

your honor i fuck wit u heavy

skim milk is the lacroix of milk

no wierd dreams in #general please.

adblockers are major source of habitat destruction and are threading the of local population of horny local milfs

wipe my ass in both directions, call that booty bilingual.

you’re telling me a queer coded this?

not to be boringly wholesome but I think a medieval peasant would actually enjoy takis and mountain dew

dowsing rod but for cum