Got So Much Motion They Call It A Sickness

They call me J.R.R Jelqing, on account of me being a big Tolkien fan. Also I can oft be found in my study jelqing just like the old masters.

hindsight is the VAR of life.

“just finished a 9 hour shift and the 40 hour shift factory”

they should giving toothy bjs at guantanamo

me when i’m playing minecraft: you know i’m cubin’

i found it agian let’s goooooo

“your honor you’re scaring the hoes”

i’m the laboratory. straight up “doing it”. and but “it”, haha well. let’s justr say. my experiments.

waking up at 7 am for my hour and a half commute to spiritual enlightenment :(((

wearing my big boy pants and my funderwear to my date wish me luck