Justheretochillposts - My Most Random Thoughts

I had a brilliant idea!!!!

Twilight but it's a family sitcom!!! Edward gets made fun of for how emo he is. All the Cullen siblings play pranks on eachother. Resume (or whatever the fuck her name is) spends too much money shopping with Aunt Alice and crashes Edward's Volvo. Carlisle and Charlie are just rolling with the punches and dealing with everyone's shit. All the classic sitcom things happen, but it's still twilght.

When your watching movies alone do you get up and dance to happy end credits music or are you normal?

Ben Barnes is the off brand British version of Sebastian Stan.

Happy Valentines Day Darling (a poem)

6 months ago I fell in love My future felt so sure It was something wonderful. Something I've never felt before I felt it in my heart; I knew it in my mind

Slowly but surely it seemed to fade, And now we're out of time. So happy Valentines day darling... A day we'll never get to share. Sometimes I'm glad you're gone. Sometimes I fear no one will ever compare

I'll miss your perfect face and the way you held me close at night. But I won't miss feeling out of place, like something wasn't right.

I'll miss the dreams we used to have of a future we could share. But I won't miss being told you're my savior because that wasn't fucking fair.

When we were both our best selves, we were a perfect match.

I slowly lost myself by clinging to you. You confused me, but to you, I latched.

So happy Valentines day darling! to all we could've been. to all we never were. and all we never will be again.

I honestly can't wait to live on my own so I can eat Chinese food out of the container instead of on a plate

No spoilers I promise! But I just saw Black Widow and it was so good!!!! All the new characters they added are interesting, it's funny, it's interesting, there's action, and fascinating interpersonal relationships! It's possibly one of the betrer movies in the mcu (which is saying something because the mcu movies are awesome). It's so great to finally see an action/superhero movie with multiple female main characters that's as good if not better than similar movies featuring male characters!

Rewatching WandaVision "Boys handle the military" is the most underapreciated line in the MCU

Relatable Quotes From My Kindergarten Diary

“I’m very happy I have no afterschool” (as in nothing I have to do after school)

“I also hope I can clear my head and make myself laugh”

“I don’t know who I am”

“Here are my goals: be myself for at least one day...”

“I want to go home. I want my water bottle”

If your workout playlist is NOT a rock workout playlist with AC/DC and the like than it must include the song “Pump It” by the Black Eyed Peas. I will be taking no criticism; these are the rules.