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writing their report on the jersey devil like
mulder: she was beautiful. an evolutionary marvel. she sat on my chest. the sexual tension was electrifying.
scully: the subject attempted to remove agent mulder's lungs via his chest cavity. she was, regrettably, unsuccessful.
if mulder is red/green colour blind then what colour does he think Scully's hair is?
cunty xfiles promo pic appreciation post
dear diary, today my heart leapt when agent scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.
DANA SCULLY & FOX MULDER in THE X-FILES, 1x01 “Pilot” 🤍
I did a thing. I’m an asshole. I’m sorry.
once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
Fox Mulder Flirting Tactics 101 (tweet)
“Real-time collisions”
not really into the x files but I found this and thought I'd leave it in your ask box like an offering
SO true thank you for sending it to me. he WOULD do that
Scully and Mulder gifs that make me go ✨women✨ and ✨men✨
shit just HAPPENS to fox mulder
txf textposts part 3
xfiles works in a 4 episode cycle that goes: what??? -> that was kinda meh -> this is the best show ever aired -> they need to fuck nasty RIGHT NOW -> repeat
mulder? it’s me, scully. DANA scully.
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
one of the main themes of their relationship actually
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + Joe Wright’s DVD Commentary
— DERRY GIRLS 2.03 — FLEABAG 2.03
DAVID DUCHOVNY as FOX MULDER in
THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S01E10 ‘Fallen Angel’
very serious show with a very serious male lead
THE X-FILES | 5.12
Breathe in.
not Mulder and Scully attending the disciplinary hearing at the end of fallen angel and being interrogated at one end of a comically long table
XANDER HARRIS + text posts
mulder is the blueprint for The Ultimate Masc Gender to aspire to:
goofy. wet puppy. a lover AND a fighter. gets into fistfights everyday. always yields to powerhouse women. action-taker. dreamer. scholar. *fluffy*. ugly cries on the reg. gorgeous. weird bangs. rizz-o-meter all over the place. like what even is going on but somehow makes him all the more endearing. dad jokes. "get a load of THIS scully". kisses the love of his life on a boat in 1939, gets punched right in the kisser, drowns, and confesses his love all on the same day....need i go on??
Irresistible