Kitzysaurus - Kitzysaurus

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

Art and Sylvie are taking no shit

Jason would adopt a kid (or a kid would adopt Jason, let’s be real) and he would never outright tell anyone. It would be up to everyone ELSE to find out. Whether that be by accident or by suspicious snooping

Jason: hey guys, im gong to the store. anyone want anything? tim: uh some granola bars for patrol would be great. what are you going to the store for? jason: *non-chalantly* a night light tim: tim: are you . . . afraid of the dark? jason: no tim:

jason: *yanking a super sugary cereal out of dick's hands* that stunts growth and development dick: dick: i am,,,,, fully rown and developed?????? jason: well then you're setting a bad example for young and impressionable children dick: damian????????? jason: no dick: then who?????

cassandra: would you like to come to my ballet recital? everyone else is busy. jason: umm . . . can i bring a plus one? cassandra: sure. who? jason: my daughter cassandra: awww that's a great idea! later: cassandra: wait. you don't have a daughter. jason: yes i do? cassandra: okay then. *promptly never mentions it to anyone else*

steph: *visiting jason* uh . . . dude jason: *wearing a "my dad jokes are the price of my cooking" apron and cooking while holding a child on his hip* yea? steph: steph: what the FU- jason: LANGUAGE steph: -DGE

bruce: jason has been acting off. i need the two of you to tail him tonight and report back to me. stephanie: no. bruce: what do you mean no? duke: i wouldn't willingly tail jason todd if you told me you would pay for my college bruce: im already going to pay for your college duke: exactly. and i'm gonna to need my life to make use of that fact. so im not going to tail the murderous crime lord turned vigilante. no way. bruce: something's wrong, i'm telling you two. stephanie, who has alrady met her niece and is the first aunt to have been named: ask someone else dude. idk what else t' tell ya

bruce: tim, something's wrong with jason tim, who found out through steph the day previous and has since met his niece as well: he got a girl bruce: *wide-eyed* he has a girlfriend???? tim: that's not-- you know what, sure

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

clace baby get into in the room in the middle of the night and says that is something in the wardrobe

clary: calming the baby and saying that was a nightmare

jace getting all of his weapons, a sword and a knife: lets go kiddo, i'll protect you

clary: wait, what?

I just realized today is Friday the 13th

The man, the myth, the legend, the KING!!!!

Corlys: *doubting Rhaenyra* Eh, idk if you'd be a great ruler...

Baela and Rhaena:

Baela: Grandpa wtf are you doing?

Rhaena: We're getting married to them. Lol

Corlys:

Corlys: Oh, I mean, TEAM RHAENYRA all the way! Forget what I said earlier. Fuck those Green bitches!

Rhaenys: He really means it.

I just heard that Titans has been cancelled, season 4 is the last one. What a crazy ride, gonna miss this show 😭😭😭