Hey Ma There's A Weird Fuckin Cat Outside

Hey Ma There's A Weird Fuckin Cat Outside

hey ma there's a weird fuckin cat outside

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Happy Birthday...my Favorite Ever

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9 months ago
My girlfriend and I both love to read on vacation. Once, on a camping trip, I finished my book early. She was halfway through a hefty novel and ripped out the first hundred pages to give to me. This tradition of giving each other “leaflets” has allowed us to share our favorite books, and the trips we read them on, that much more closely.

– Laura Birnbaum, Washington, D.C.
Today, every day, and on Valentine’s Day, I will visit my wife of 56 years. We are separated by her dementia. I will tell her what’s been going on outside, as I spoon-feed her in her care-home hospital bed. She says, “Thank you,” when I tell her I love her. We both know she would say more, if only she could. We have had a great life together, ever since the second grade. She is slowly leaving, I know that. But we’re a pair until then.

– Gene Lock, Sacramento, Calif.
My husband is Filipino, and I am not, so I learned to cook pancit, a noodle dish his mother made. It makes him happy. We cut vegetables, chop meat, then assemble the dish, always refining our understanding of it. It’s like love — it gets better every time.

– Muffie Alejandro, Los Angeles
We say, “I love you” every time one of us leaves the house. It seems small, but after almost 17 years of marriage, I would feel like I had left my keys behind if I hadn’t said it.

– Kate Reymann, Salt Lake City
I have half a banana for breakfast, and my husband always carves a heart on the cut end.

– Jill Black, Kalispell, Mont.
When my cancer diagnosis recurred this fall, my husband of 54 years began folding 1,000 origami cranes. Legend says that they will bring good luck and good health. We have installed them in our hallway as a constant reminder of hope and joy. They are beautiful to look at, and they also seem to be working, as I am responding to treatment.

– Jane Berke, Alpharetta, Ga.
I hate the sound of liquids being stirred or shaken. So whenever my husband stirs or shakes something, he shouts, “La la la la!” to protect my sensitive ears. (I’ve actually learned to manage my aversion, but I don’t tell him, because I think his off-tune singing is adorable.)

– Emily Strahler, Bethlehem, N.H.
Offhandedly, my husband said that he felt loved when his socks were ready to put on. Since then, I roll his socks into pairs.

– Chris Jacques, Golden, Colo.
My husband loves new bars of soap, so when I need to replace mine, I take his and give him the new one.

– Shannon Moise, British Columbia, Canada
My husband of 30-some years lets me put my cold hands on his body to warm them. We are a husband-and-wife oyster-farming team, so in the winter this is especially endearing.

– Cindy West, South Kingstown, R.I.
Every time my girlfriend calls me, I answer the phone by saying, “It’s the most beautiful woman in the world!”

– Jeremiah Whitten, Minneapolis
My husband and I got married on June 7, 30 years ago. Every month on the seventh, we like to wish each other a happy anniversary — and be the first to do it. Most often, he beats me to it.

– Patricia Davis, Westbrook, Conn.


My husband always makes sure that my car’s gas tank is full, the windshield wipers are in good shape and the fluids are topped off. That’s his way of telling me that he’ll never leave me stranded.

– Diane Norman, Herndon, Va.
I was diagnosed with a vitamin D deficiency a few years ago. My husband began taking out two capsules and leaving them for me in a tiny dish in our bathroom. It was a gentle reminder to take my vitamins and stay healthy. The gesture feels like a very sweet, “I love you.” When I take the pills and he’s in earshot, I say, “I love you, too.”

– Cynthia Copeland, Pasadena, Calif.
For more than 21 years, my husband has given me the last bite of his dessert, always.

– Jennifer Grissom, Los Angeles
My precious husband, to whom I was married for 46 glorious years, passed away six years ago. But not a day has gone by since when I haven’t blown a kiss to the photograph of him that I keep on my bedroom table.

– Karen Strauss, New Rochelle, N.Y.

The New York Times did a piece titled 100 Small Acts of Love and these are some of my favorites 💕


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1 year ago
Devil's Manner

Devil's manner


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1 year ago
What Happened?

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10 months ago
I Offer Mspaint Mzmf On This Fine Night

i offer mspaint mzmf on this fine night


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1 year ago
Fuck It. So Many Of You Asked For This So I’m Delivering. English Willy Part 2. Enjoy
Fuck It. So Many Of You Asked For This So I’m Delivering. English Willy Part 2. Enjoy
Fuck It. So Many Of You Asked For This So I’m Delivering. English Willy Part 2. Enjoy
Fuck It. So Many Of You Asked For This So I’m Delivering. English Willy Part 2. Enjoy
Fuck It. So Many Of You Asked For This So I’m Delivering. English Willy Part 2. Enjoy
Fuck It. So Many Of You Asked For This So I’m Delivering. English Willy Part 2. Enjoy
Fuck It. So Many Of You Asked For This So I’m Delivering. English Willy Part 2. Enjoy
Fuck It. So Many Of You Asked For This So I’m Delivering. English Willy Part 2. Enjoy
Fuck It. So Many Of You Asked For This So I’m Delivering. English Willy Part 2. Enjoy

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

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3 months ago
These Homos For My Beloved Friend's Birthday :) @505wallets HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURL!! Follow Her She Is Really

these homos for my beloved friend's birthday :) @505wallets HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURL!! follow her she is really awesome and talented !!!!


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