Latest Posts by lemonadelover5000 - Page 4

REALTREE. FUCKING. TERRRROORRRRRRR

OUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH

Im a complicated guy, complex even. if you wanna see the tiddies or the pussy you need to let me yap atcha. its my number one skill.

update: it was both! its only 9:00 and I havent smoked yet and I promised him a surprise soooooo

daddy if u see this the snapchat spams will not stop u just have to guess if its my tits or if its a stupid thought with some stupid ass picture I took :33 weeeeee

I got this CD at the library and hated it.

daddy went to sleep and now Im left to my own devices … guess Im gonna do as pink martini said,

je ne veux pas travaille

je ne veux pas déjeuner

je veux suelement l’oublier

et puis je fume

who am I kidding he loves these tiddies and listening to me yap…

daddy if u see this the snapchat spams will not stop u just have to guess if its my tits or if its a stupid thought with some stupid ass picture I took :33 weeeeee

this is the sexiest picture Ive ever taken .. here my children, have some underboob and a demonic succubus fantasy ok ? :3

daddy if u see this the snapchat spams will not stop u just have to guess if its my tits or if its a stupid thought with some stupid ass picture I took :33 weeeeee

marina performing at coachella (2025)

first dom/sub relationship and he sends me money for lube maybe this is what life is about

tried on more of the jewelry I got hehe

he/they

teehee

bet yall didnt know grand-pére (c’est moi) could speak un peu de française but did u also know Im mostly fluent in american sign language? stupid baby puppy boy lowkey has a gigantic brain :3 Ive also written 2 novels and graduated with high honors in english, history, and writing but math? nooo im a dumb little puppy boy… whats that? chemistry? no thanks! Im gonna write shit prose poetry about getting railed. au revoir les chiennes !!!!!!

I also know elle me dit by mika yall wanna hear that one shout out to my high school french teacher

daddy went to sleep and now Im left to my own devices … guess Im gonna do as pink martini said,

je ne veux pas travaille

je ne veux pas déjeuner

je veux suelement l’oublier

et puis je fume

guys. havent had lemonade today. what am I gonna do

ouais… je fume… LA HERBE et manger beaucoup de PASTA et peut être de LÉGUMES et peut être de FRUIT !!! j’aime les légumes et les fruit parce que diabète de type 1… et la FIBROMYALGIA!!! sheesh

daddy went to sleep and now Im left to my own devices … guess Im gonna do as pink martini said,

je ne veux pas travaille

je ne veux pas déjeuner

je veux suelement l’oublier

et puis je fume

c’est une mensonge, j’ai AFFAMÉ mais toujoir JE FUME!!

daddy went to sleep and now Im left to my own devices … guess Im gonna do as pink martini said,

je ne veux pas travaille

je ne veux pas déjeuner

je veux suelement l’oublier

et puis je fume

I CANT SPEAK GERMAN BUT I CAN IF YOU LIKE OWWWWW

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent madre monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üste monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, Fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent madre monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üste monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, Fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent madre monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üste monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, Fräulein uske-be clair

déjà, j’ai connu le parfum de l’amour

un million de roses n’embaumerait pas autant

maitentent une suele fleur dans mes entourages

me rend malade, comme 🙄🙄🙄

daddy went to sleep and now Im left to my own devices … guess Im gonna do as pink martini said,

je ne veux pas travaille

je ne veux pas déjeuner

je veux suelement l’oublier

et puis je fume

daddy went to sleep and now Im left to my own devices … guess Im gonna do as pink martini said,

je ne veux pas travaille

je ne veux pas déjeuner

je veux suelement l’oublier

et puis je fume

I did a double take HI MOM

need a stronger word than MOTHER

*kills myself*

spanking is sooo hot. like imagine getting bent over your partner's lap and having your boxers pulled down so they can spank your bare skin with their hand... in between lashes theyre gently rubbing your skin, praising you and maybe sliding their hand down to play with your holes, but when you start squirming they spank you again

hands so dry they’re bright red and cracking in the nudes I just cant win

this dom shit aint for me why did they think we could be subby messes and I could take on a dom role in their life helloooooo I wanna get tossed around and controlled too we are the same polarity on a magnet baby

thank you weird trans women forever

had some fun with the rosary last night… $3 and you can see what Ive got hidden under there ;)

thinking about… midriff….

I wont lie. this would get me

I'm shy until a man tells me he has a vasectomy

I know im a homosexual because I see a hot couple at coachella and its like Okay Diva Werk but Im looking at ur boyfriends exposed midruff

oh no I may just have to show them to you… oh no…

im so bored n its late i wish someone would … come … suck these boy titties rn…

im so bored n its late i wish someone would … come … suck these boy titties rn…