There's A Stage In Sandwich Consumption Where It's Falling To Pieces & You're Desperately Cupping It

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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5 months ago

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

Shout Out To The Little Girl At My Store Today Who Had A Shirt That Said "skeleton Mouse" And She Was

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5 months ago

King Dedede: What a great day to hang out with my good friend Kirby! ๐Ÿ˜Š Hope nothing bad happens to me!

the despicable Dark Matter:

King Dedede: What A Great Day To Hang Out With My Good Friend Kirby! ๐Ÿ˜Š Hope Nothing Bad Happens To

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5 months ago

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

Shout Out To The Little Girl At My Store Today Who Had A Shirt That Said "skeleton Mouse" And She Was

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5 months ago
I Just Realized I Never Posted This Here MB YALL

i just realized i never posted this here MB YALL

5 months ago

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?


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5 months ago
Starting A Collection
Starting A Collection
Starting A Collection

starting a collection


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5 months ago
Meta Knight & Kirby Gijinkas

meta knight & kirby gijinkas


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5 months ago
Nice

Nice


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4 months ago
All Of The St. Valencringe Cards I Made For The CRK Server Contest!
All Of The St. Valencringe Cards I Made For The CRK Server Contest!
All Of The St. Valencringe Cards I Made For The CRK Server Contest!
All Of The St. Valencringe Cards I Made For The CRK Server Contest!
All Of The St. Valencringe Cards I Made For The CRK Server Contest!
All Of The St. Valencringe Cards I Made For The CRK Server Contest!
All Of The St. Valencringe Cards I Made For The CRK Server Contest!
All Of The St. Valencringe Cards I Made For The CRK Server Contest!
All Of The St. Valencringe Cards I Made For The CRK Server Contest!

All of the St. Valencringe cards I made for the CRK server contest!

Idk who would even use these, but theyโ€™re all free to use with credit lmao


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5 months ago

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

So I Had A Hysterectomy Today (hooray!) And I Brought Along My Stuffed Orca, Shamu, As A Comfort Object.

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

So I Had A Hysterectomy Today (hooray!) And I Brought Along My Stuffed Orca, Shamu, As A Comfort Object.

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

So I Had A Hysterectomy Today (hooray!) And I Brought Along My Stuffed Orca, Shamu, As A Comfort Object.
So I Had A Hysterectomy Today (hooray!) And I Brought Along My Stuffed Orca, Shamu, As A Comfort Object.

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy


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