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What if I had an OC and she was a pokemon trainer and (secretly) she was just me but if my life went right for once (if pokemon were real)
Nobody likes marine life as much as I do
Except for people who like dolphins
Everyone likes dolphins more than me
Driving is so stressful I'm tired of pretending to enjoy it I feel constant anxiety all the time I'll be a passenger princess for the rest of my life
I'm so used to being forced out of a fandom by either a messed up creator or a messed up community that I stopped enjoying the gravity falls fandom for no reason because I'm too scared to like things anymore
debating on giving my future child the middle name something like "awesome" or "danger", like, just so that they could be cooler than everyone else and never lie in convenient circumstances
I would be such a good singer if I could sing
I deleted Instagram so now I'm back to tumblr doom scrolling.
I will very slowly delete all the apps I have on my phone that I waste hours on until there's nothing left, subsequently leading to me scrolling across my phone's homepage for hours on end.
I think a girl is trying to sapphic rizz me because she just asked me if she's the sun or the moon
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(Both of these are not mine but I thought it would be fun to do! Credits to the ones who made them.)
No pressure tags!:
@vampires-r-cool, @silvernmoonlace, @lunar-jewels
I'm playing "darts" with my cousin (modified version to fit his 8 year old brain) and he got 9 and 12. He said "I got 21" and I said "actually 9 plus 10 equals 21".
He proceeded to make fun of me for my subpar math skills.
What has the world come to.
my cousin was appalled when I told him that Snivy is my favourite pokemon.
"...your favourite *starter*, right???"
No, dear boy. You poor 8 year old. I don't understand what your quarrel with Snivy is, but it's my favourite. I will not live my life in shame.
My toxic trait is that I believe I'm able to create a statue of the Penrose Triangle that genuinely touches on all three sides (no tricks)
That, and the fact that I'm horribly insecure
you might not understand but I do
in grade 9 I created the best playlist in the world. Through the years I've tried to recreate the same feeling it has but I just can't. My music taste peaked in grade 9. That is so unfortunate.
in grade 9 I created the best playlist in the world. Through the years I've tried to recreate the same feeling it has but I just can't. My music taste peaked in grade 9. That is so unfortunate.
Can you tell me a shark fact too?
I'm so glad you asked, person who ACTUALLY isn't my alternate account!
The way that hammerhead sharks' heads are shaped (and the placement of their eyes) allows for them to have 360° vision, and yet they aren't able to see directly in front of them
can you tell me a shark fact you find interesting?
O-ho! Thank you for the ask, person who definitely isn't my alternate account! I sure will tell you a shark fact!
Greenland sharks have a lifespan of around 300 (or more!) years, which not only makes them the longest living sharks, but also the longest living vertebrates in the world!! Wowzers!!
saying "we" when I actually just mean "me" because I'm so used to including my best friend in conversations
Temptation Greets You Like Your Naughty Friend by Arctic Monkeys is the only song I've been listening to as of late
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Lemon Demon
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I think I'm done liking things. I've already liked everything and now there's nothing left and I'm bored
redownloaded twitch and logged in to my account from 4 years ago to see that a super small streamer I used to watch now has 50k followers (yippee!), but also hasn't streamed since 2023...ow
Do you ever
stop trying to get me arrested. I know what you're trying to get me to admit. It's not gonna happen. They'll never take me alive or willingly.
me and my 10 self inserts with minor differences
This was me yesterday I'm afraid
My new years resolution this year is to not fucking murder someone. Please wish me luck as I am currently filled with rage.
Reblog if you can see italicised emoji
oh I got clocked....
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Take this quiz and see what’s ur red flag
Y is this so true tho😭😭
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