They Should Make A "are You Mad At Me" That Is Taken Neutrally And Informationally Every Time And Doesn't

no but you see, there's a clear difference in tone between asdfadskjfkhjadgfa and nmsndmnsgmsdngm or even hgrghrghlrpglhkr

just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

Diagrams are helpful to me

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.