Don't You Just Hate It When You're Just Trying To Plant Parsnips But Your World Intersects With The Rust

this picture is so funny to me divorced from context. i think more amusement centers should just remind you of your mortality

Learn to recognize bird calls and obliterate your ability to hold a conversation outside uninterrupted

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH