Creechur :3

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

I just found out ants are transparent and how high was god when they thought that was a good idea

Yall ever just

*Frutiger aero noises*

*meme soundbyte*

*sounds of microwave having seizure*

Based off of your four most recently used emojis, how will the start of the new year treat you?

Tag urself I’m self-centered bastard

these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me

Reblog to make it die faster

So I fbs bdcxdbkv

Not to put OP down but….

Ah yes. Early 2000s. 2011.

(Cute kitty tho)

Nyan Kitty!

(I don't think I ever posted this vertical version)

Your seventh recent emoji is how your pet feels about you