Magicblueberry3 - Something Died In The Woods

if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something

a year

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

The black mold in jk Rowlings house when she hasn’t said anything bigoted in a while:

Draw the Ann.

Is this anything....

[og post]

Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations

"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."

one day i'll write yumelore and stop making stupid memes. one day