Latest Posts by marmorkreb - Page 2

why yes I would actually love to play a convoluted board game at this chill drinking party that wasn’t advertised as a game night. Hey would it be ok if you whip it out after we’re all in four drinks? Yeah, just so none of our attention spans are at 100% and none of us would be cleared to drive a car or obey traffic laws. and would you mind explaining the rules in a very surly manner and appear subtly irate whenever someone’s attention strays from the game? yeah yeah and would it be ok if we played it on an abrasive carpeted floor too? thanks

do you like andrew hussie? their early work was a little too juvenile for my tastes. but when whistles the starlight calliope came out in '05, i think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. the whole comic has a clear crisp art style and a new sheen of consumate professionalism that really gives the narrative a big boost. they've been compared to ryan north, but i think hussie has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. in '07, hussie released this: mspaintadventures.com ; their most accomplished site. i think their undisputed masterpiece is "homestuck" a story so vast that most people probably don't read the words. but they should, because it's not just about coming of age and finding friends in unlikely places. it's also a personal statement about the author themself.

The creature who fell in love with the light

[Watercolor and gouache, based on ‘The Fog Horn’ by Ray Bradbury]

wow they weren't kidding about the boytoy either

Whenever people talk about "girlbossing too close to the sun" they always talk about Elizabeth Holmes and not Gwen fucking Shamblin, who founded a Christian dieting and weight loss cult and then died in a fiery plane crash piloted by her himbo sugarbaby boy toy

Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

thank you tumblr no complaints

It's a trick, it has to be!

MINDWAVE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP OF MINDSCAPE TOWER, DELVE INTO THE MINDS OF YOUR OPPONENTS IN THIS MICROGAME FRENZY. BE CONSUMED BY THE TRUTH THEY SPEAK TO YOU, IN THE CEREBRAL BATTLE OF SIGHT AND SOUND HIDDEN WITHIN EACH OF US.

LIVE NOW ON KICKSTARTER, PLAY THE DEMO

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it was @becharley btw

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

Laura Palmer’s Theme

Composer: Angelo Badalamenti

Show: Twin Peaks (1991)

*groans* where am i...

I should have never messed with that cursed penny

It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time

one of the most disappointing misreads of my life

saw someone do this to the john mulaney character from puss in boots once and it kind of changed everything

*genderbends a cis male character by making him a he/him butch* (nothing about his appearance changes)

cave story posting

A bright meteor burned up in the atmosphere while capturing Andromeda Galaxy

📸 Photography by Gong Yurui and Liao Guihe

He’s an FBI agent. He’s a bimbo. He’s a fake lawyer. He’s a former football star. He’s an all-American boy. He’s the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen. He’s fuckin surfin. He’s young dumb and full of cum. He showers on the beach. He uses his real name during an undercover operation for some reason. He pretended his parents were dead to get laid get close to a professional criminal. He’s got princess eyes. He’s really fuckin late. He never fuckin misses. He seeks the most violent possible ways to touch other men. He takes the skin off chicken. He’s spraying bullets in the air and going AaaaaAaAaAaAaaahHHhhH. He’s a fuckin liar. He’ll blow out your fuckin kneecaps. He’s gonna ride it all the way. He’s unarmed and he’s twirling cuntily to prove it. He only knows how to skydive as a metaphor for gay sex. He wants that guy so bad it’s like acid in his mouth. He followed him to every city in Mexico before letting him kill himself in the ocean instead of going to prison. His name is literally Johnny fucking Utah.