I Love Languages So Much!! Some Languages Are Like We Don’t Need A Word For ‘the’! And Other Languages

people who put spoiler warnings for historical essays on book reviews websites. thank you

Thinking of doing a New Years one week challenge, (give up soda for a week, give up dairy for a week, 100 pushups a day for a week, that kind of thing) Any suggestions?

Gertrude: Where have you all been?!

Hamlet: Oh, just out dealing with things way beyond our maturity level.

legally there's nothing stopping you or i from changing our last names to pendragon

"But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."

-Oscar Wilde, Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

wretch(affectionate), abhorred monster(affectionate, sexual)

hi tonight we cry about the fact that the goddess from the Saffron Goddess fresco appears to be wearing necklaces of duckies and dragonflies

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

the only real good ship dynamic: tragic hero x person with genre awareness

the relationship between wlw and their fictional male fav who sucks extremely bad but lives in their mind anyways is extremely complex and can’t be explained