I HAVE ALL 3. DO I WIN?!

neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

parent: why are you arguing with me.

"are u busy rn?" yes i'm listening to music

hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

STOP IM DEAD

Cod of Duty

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

I'M SO FUCKING SCREWED

I HAVE FINALS. TOMORROW. I can't do this :')

Just felt the need to

Reblog if you’re Black for good luck

"Pissin all by yourself handsome?"

You know this 100% happened

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women