This Healed Something In Me...

"oh i do AI art!" no hon,you take an AI shit.

barty who fucks regulus and sends proof and flaunts the hickes around james after jegulus break up

me scrolling through ao3 trying to find a normal rosekiller fic

jegulus “no”

jegulus “no”

fucking a memory of a corpse?? “not tonight”

jegulus “no”

shapeshifter bestiality “no??”

dead dove, blood kink “finally something normal!”

someone please write a moonwater fic like this please 🙏

Regulus was born last and he died first. He never lived in a world without Sirius.

neil’s not allowed to talk to the press anymore bc the last time he did they asked him his thoughts about trojan v foxes games and he says “i think any games with the foxes and trojans competing against each other should be legally classified as gay porn”

so true because for sirius it was confinement and for regulus it was betrayal (their last straws)

When Sirius left Grimmauld Place: Sirius: I'm never cutting my hair again. I am never having steak again. I AM NEVER GOING TO EAT ON A DINING TABLE AGAIN OR CLEAN MY ROOM OR WEAR A SUIT- When Regulus left: Regulus: I shall burn this place to the ground and save my elf from this place and torture my parents before killing them.

if i had a dollar for everytime they made a fun and psychotic character with a potential of the most tragic life story and an insane character development arc a comedian on crack jus for the funsies ,i'd buy a birkin....

why do people blur out barty's trauma in fics????? I rarely ever see anything about it. It's always "barty is just a psychotic little twink!" not "barty can't even contemplate who he is as a person because he's had that forced from his hand by his father."

Yall we need a bartylus big bang. PLEASE.

regulus black and remus lupin kiss....ON THE MOUTH!