“Thanks Hank You Really Taught Me A Lot About Propane And Propane Accessories!”

news is looking pretty good lately

i wish i was at the my chemical romance reunion tour but instead i am stuck in the mildewy purgatory dimension instagram puts you in for violating community guidelines

Someone help me finish this

my dni (and more)

i made a carrd with my dni, things i would rather you not talk to me about, and things i encourage you to talk to me about

https://mikus0nadni.carrd.co

the new system is simple: you have light coins, which can only be redeemed at virtuous businesses, and darkness coins, which can only be spent on wicked things. you can tell which is which based on the karmic debt of the figure depicted on the face of each coin.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself lying in a familiar ballpit

i fucking hate the mages guild all the necromancers make me do the fortnite dance and shout go white mage go