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Danganronpa Antags; Incorrect quotes

Nagito: You’re “The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans”, What’s that even mean?

Kokichi: It means you’re the second worst thing to ever happen to them

Nagito: But what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward Pause*

Togami: Nagito, they.. weren’t always orphans.

Nagito: …

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Nagito: You really believe in Kokichi?

Togami: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.

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Kokichi: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Nagito: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Togami: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Togami: So... what’s goin’ on?

Kokichi: You want the long version or the short version?

Togami, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Kokichi: Shit’s fucked.

Togami: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Kokichi: If you water water, it grows.

Togami: …What?

Nagito: He’s got a point

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Kokichi: Why does Togami always do the laundry so loudly?

Nagito: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Togami, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Kokichi: What’s your name?

Nagito, whispering to Togami: Can I tell them my real name?

Togami: No!

Nagito: I’m… Togami.

Togami, whispering to himself: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

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Nagito: Why would anyone want to harm Togami?

Kokichi: Maybe because they met him?

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Kokichi: Nagito is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.

Togami: Okay, did you talk before they got upset?

Kokichi: ...yes?

Togami: That's probably it.

This picture makes me believe they love each other, romantically or platonically

Bucky: Why do you hang out with me?

Steve: Well, you’re one of the best things that ever happened to me.

Bucky: …

Bucky: I feel a bit sorry for you then.

Nagito: Wait you like me?? For my.. Personality??

Hajime: I know, I was shocked too.

I love Sam and Bucky’s friendship so much, and I can totally see them both walking together or doing something on a hot day and Bucky just, keeps positioning his metal arm in a way that the sun keeps hitting Sam in the eye over and over. Or he waits until Sam doing something important and then does it.

Random Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes

Mikan: I-If you eat 40,000 b-bananas in 10 minutes, you would d-die of radiation p-poisoning.

Hiyoko: Ah, yes. The radiation would kill you.

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Nagito: How petty can you get?

Hajime: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Nagito: I just want someone to take me out

Hajime: like on a date or with a sniper gun

Nagito: surprise me

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Makoto: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Sayaka: The final boss.

Chihiro: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Hina: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Kazuichi: So that’s my plan.

Fuyuhiko : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Kazuichi: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Fuyuhiko : It fucking sucks.

Kazuichi: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Yasuhiro: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW !

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Hajime: What doesn’t kill me, better start running because now I’m pissed.

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Kokichi: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold a grudge, it’s "interesting" and "cool" but when I do it I’m "petty," and "needing to move on"

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Yasuhiro: Hey! Do you wanna hear a joke about a ghost?

Togami: No.

Yasuhiro: That’s the spirit!

Togami: Never speak to me in public again.

Yasuhiro: My head hurts..

Togami: That’s just your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Garcia: Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Luke.

Reid: Define dream

Emily: Dream - The first thing people abandon when they find out how the world works

Garcia: That’s too dark!

Richie: Is this conversation going to be about me or Eddie?

Bill: No

Richie: Then I don’t care.