Latest Posts by moonlit-manticore - Page 4
It's been a while. I'm dealing with some emotional shit right now so just hang in there. Ok, now pretend all that was something absolutely fucking hilarious and continue about your day
I made a friend :)
You'd think I'd learn to not dip my hair in ramen broth after the first time.
Never thought that I'd be cackling like a mad scientist at the prospect of going to bed early, but here I am.
It happened again.
Man, it's really so far outside the realm of possibility in my brain that somebody would like me back that I got rejected by a girl in MY OWN FUCKING DREAM. Granted, she was way out of my league, but still like wtf.
Yep.
One of my friend's siblings told me that I sound like Michael Cera and I took that to heart.
Was gonna post something, but then I rembered it was stupid.
Man, it's really so far outside the realm of possibility in my brain that somebody would like me back that I got rejected by a girl in MY OWN FUCKING DREAM. Granted, she was way out of my league, but still like wtf.
NOT SKYRIM. I REPEAT, NOT. SKYRIM.
Someone has messaged me with a link that they claim is the "best adult game". If it is not Skyrim I will be very sad.
Someone has messaged me with a link that they claim is the "best adult game". If it is not Skyrim I will be very sad.
You might be the reason somebody discovered their sexuality
Shit really hits different when you're having an anxiety attack and there are like 50 people around you but you aren't comfortable enough with any of them to ask for support
YOU KNOW WHAT?! Video has been a known killer for years and the police have done absolutely nothing. How long is it going to take for the radio star to be avenged?! Further proof of the shortcomings of the US Government.
My brain gives me my dopamine on the sixth Friday of every month.
If you want me to stop texting you constantly then just start being very dull.
Idea for a new profession. Anarchyologists. They go undercover as normal archeologists but then they take artifacts from one sight and move them to a completely different sight to confuse the actual archeologists.
Spaghetti.
Sometimes I'm having a good day. Other times I remember my middle name's Paul.