I Want To Be A Vampire So Bad. It Would Open Up A Whole New World Of Procrastination. Puts Off Finishing

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

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“All right.”


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2 years ago

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1 year ago

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2 years ago
three images of ace attorney fanart in a bright, cartoony style. this image is of maya winking joyously, one arm around an excited trucy and the other arm ruffling a disgruntled Apollo's hair. an arrow points to her and says "weird aunt"
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Strange as hell family


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1 year ago
📜🍂 The Fire Wizard

📜🍂 the fire wizard

new adopt there ✶


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2 years ago
a comic illistrating the Harrow Nova chapter of Harrow the Ninth. in the first panel, Cavalier!Harrow without face paint is holding a rapier and a chain. second panel depicts a smiling necromancer!Gideon, playing with some bones. the bottom panel depicts a gothic style altar with Alecto painted where the icon is supposed to be. kneeling before the altar are Magnus and Abigail. Harrow stands next to them. Abigail tells Harrow "this isn't how it happens"
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