Nathanielne - Freezer Bride

They say that when you're giving a cat scritches, you should also take the opportunity to squoosh their pad paws, fiddle with their ears, make them do little dances, etc. to whatever extent they're willing to tolerate without distress, because working to build positive associations with being handled in this way will make medical examination and treatment much easier in the future. How fortunate, then, that this is exactly what 90% of cat owners are instinctively driven to do anyway.

The Story of a Flower: flowershop in Paris

I’m back motherfrickers

So who am I?

"A person is most identified by their character"

To put it simply, I'm an altruist.

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre