Můj Oblíbený Kousek, Vtípeček, Dalo By Se říci, Je říkat 'to By Se Mělo Zakázat' O Věcech

Pssst... something new is coming...

...this weekend!

Free, non-AI animal art references.

This movie is a childhood favourite of mine and I LOVE that it's finally getting some recognition!!!!

byl jsem osvícen! vím, že brother in christ lze perfektně a funkčně přeložit do češtiny ale nabízím mnohem vtipnější a specifičtější českou variantu;

bratře v triku

děkuji za pozornost

🫡 @teplavecernice a kdokoliv jiný koho by to zajímalo, fanfikce zde

rozhovor s kamarádem o tom jak s jiným kamarádem píšou fanfikci

já: "ale fakt, vy jste extrémně uvařili."

on: "jo my jsme na tom ao3 prostě byli takhle"

*univerzální gesto pro vaření, viz ↓*

já: *méně známé gesto, které je spojeno s básničkou vařila myšička kašičku na zeleném rendlíčku, tj. kroužení ukazováčku na dlani druhé ruky, přikyvující*

"jak myšička kašičku"

rb to have a super gay 2023

this is like lingerie to me

Minecraft Piglins fuck me up. Like, they’re one of two/three seemingly sentient species, but there’s clearly something wrong with them.

They’ve got bastions throughout the nether, huge buildings that at one point were clearly lovingly constructed. Not only were these buildings functional (apartment complexes, hoglin stables), but they created art. Not just carvings, but music. Not even villagers have created music discs, only piglins. Piglins also had access to the overworld at some point, they have a number of items (carrots, water bottles, string, iron) that could only have been obtained from the Overworld.

But… something happened. At some point in the past, something happened, and Piglins lost the ability to maintain their buildings. The buildings fell into ruins, and even though the Piglins stayed with the ruins, they couldn’t salvage them. They just wander the broken hallways.

What happened? Well, we don’t know for sure. But… Piglins are afraid of Zombie Piglins. Even though Zombie Piglins won’t attack them, Piglins still try to get away from them. Despite this, Zombie Piglins don’t appear infectious. Piglins don’t even turn into them when they die. Instead, Piglins turn into Zombies when exposed to the Overworld. The Overworld infects them, and unlike Zombie Villagers, there is no cure.

It can’t have always been this way, Piglins would’ve needed to be able to access the Overworld at some point to get materials. But something went wrong. And here you are, exploring the ruins of a society and left wondering what happened. Or maybe more importantly, are you next?

my rendition of starry night made on ms paint

what do you guys have as desktop background? I always find the basic ones too boring and the pretty art too distracting

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

bench trio! :]