"You Should Be At The Club" Direct Exposure To The Club Would Kill Me Instantly

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

guy who forgot the term "road head": duuuude i got carjacked last night 🥴🥴🥴

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

is it cool if i come over and nap for 6 hours

a big sticky bug ruined the machine with its guts. The gluey guts of the bug destroys the mechanism. The gears of the device cannot move because of the tar slop bug innards caught between the teeth. The big iron engine is smoking and sparking as a huge bug that is wettly dead starts to get cooked by friction.

u can count on me to do the wrong thing

if the world was based and there was a toxic fandom for All Stars simulator 💗

🍓thirtysix-whore Follow

WHY are we drawing Blake in skirts he would literally never wear one and also that's like. trauma?? why are we becoming YRG I thought we liked these characters

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💿nars-ehole Follow

I feel like ppl liked Danny before he [spoilers] and I think we really need to unpack that. like yeah Blake is narrating and it's natural to side with him but since when has anyone ever been completely selfless in their lives? it makes perfect sense for him to [meta spoilers censure] especially since he grew up poor?? you mean to tell me you hate a character after they do something completely logical for their personality? like dude can we get some critical thinking in the all stars fandom

♻️💌softheartedsoft1e Follow

sorry this is the stupidest take...

♻️💿nars-ehole Follow

YOURE A FUCKING NOAH SELF SHIPPER WHAT ARE YOU TALKING AHOUT

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🌅wynn-ing Follow

Idk if I'll get hate for this but Angelo has a Tumblr for sure. bro hates eye contact and is considered weird and unpleasant?? he's one of us 100%. he'd be giving us all the scoop on the yrg drama

♻️🎱xiaoxingshuu Follow

this isn't a headcanon this is just canon!!

♻️☣️faris-paidinkind Follow

Angelo would not say scoop and he would not give a damn about drama wtf. not standing for this slander

♻️🌅wynn-ing Follow

leave it to a Faris stan to point out minor ooc offenses 😭😭 bros favorite character barely says a word !

♻️☣️faris-paidinkind Follow

they could never make me hate u Faris.

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🐻ursa-is-major Follow

hi guys does anyone have any wlw WAY fics they're hiding in the drafts? I've gone through all of ursa's tags already

♻️💫way-oflife Follow

ALL OF THEM???

♻️🐻ursa-is-major Follow

not the ursumi/ursum1e ones I guess there really aren't that many 😭😭

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🥫layingprone7 Follow

I'm glad that this hellsite is so fixated on twinks cause I get to enjoy genderbent dallthan without anyone telling me I'm toxic

♻️🐵mentholmonkey Follow

I'm not a fan of dallthan but I read it anyway to spite the people who ignore dallas 💀

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🏙raywritesalot Follow

deep breaths

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PAIRING: leo x angelo x femaudhd!reader

WARNINGS: panic attack, non-sexual overstimulation, touching (to comfort you)

GENRE: fluff

WORD COUNT: 1k

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🔥ask-emerykW Follow

why is everyone asking me about Halloween I was drunk

♻️🍦ask-twenty-three Follow

I dunno man I wouldn't worry abt it

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🧡seventeen-dream Follow

has anyone made a post calling matt a groomer yet

♻️💌softheartedsoft1e Follow

I'll gladly start

♻️🧡seventeen-dream Follow

I WAS KIDDING WHAT

♻️☀️angel-sol Follow

ignore them OP ... please

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🌉johncrynos Follow

I swear to god the only redeeming quality of this fandom is the fact that we all just leave danielle alone. like if people started hating on her for the sake of their 1736 or 1745 or whatever else I think I'd just have to kill someone

♻️🃏99tracks Follow

I literally hold my breath whenever Joy is mentioned. Like please I can't handle that discourse

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🏁allstarsupdates Follow

A new chapter of All Stars has been posted!

4:23pm - 🐍 admin

♻️🍰berry-twist1e Follow

THAY TIME STAMP HAS TO BE ON PURPOSE

♻️🏎burnrubbers Follow

the main character makes a huge step in healing from his trauma and this is all y'all talk about

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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"