This is true and the reason I've stayed faithful to my hand for so many years.
I have lots of girlfriends: Rosie Palm, Palmela Sue Hand-erson, Hand-gela Bates, Fisty McNuckles. I am naked Bator Boy who knows how to show a hand a good time!
You know that you'll come in for a lot of teasing at work about your boss dating your wife, but you also feel a strange sense of pride that he's picked your wife to date -- when he would have his choice of almost any of the wives of executives in the company.
@myheartinherhands
I'll take care of it.