Everyone's Happy That Way.

It makes me hard as a rock

"How does it feel knowing you weren't the last man to come in me... and knowing that you won't be the next man to come in me?"

Uh-oh

I keep waiting for my wife to say this to me, I think she’s starting to consider her options.

We're so alike.

Experienced: You jerking off at home. Me getting fucked in his bed 🤩

A perfect dinner date

Experienced: Getting fucked by a stranger at the party and getting cleaned up by you 💦

My cock doesn’t give me any sleep, so why should I let it rest?