That’s Him... That’s The Man Who Stole My Heart And The Top Of My Spotify Wrapped 2020. (tamino Amir

CALL FOR Q&A (MAILBAG)

As of December 2015, my series of tutorials on how to draw dicks has finally finished, In order to honor this small moment, I’ve decided that an addendum will be fitting to end this series.

The addendum will be a Q&A in the form of asks. If you have any questions in regards to drawing dicks (fetishes, you want me to draw some meat sticks, etc) or want to ask Arkomeda any silly or lewd questions (or send me erotic fanmail), now is your time.

Click here and ask me lewd questions about dick drawing.

If you need a refresher, here is the series of tutorials on how to draw dicks.

PART ONE: GLANS

PART TWO: INTERNALS

PART THREE: ERECTION

PART FOUR: FORESKIN

PART FIVE: VEINS

PART SIX: BALLS

Enjoy

(next series of tutorials on vaginas 100%)

Marauders Era Fancasts (Death Eaters)

Antonin Dolohov // David Giuntoli

Rabastan Lestrange // Chris Wood

Severus Snape // Richard Harmon

Rodolphus Lestrange // Ian Somerhalder

yeehaw 🤠

“Why didn’t you send me away?”

“I’m too far from the point I can turn back.”

Based on chapter 9 of my Teacher/Student!AU (:

Sometimes I make those hawksilver sketches but I normally don’t post them. I thought I should do it since we have so few fanart on this fandom ;)

good riddance, 2020. 🥂✨

The ministry: you two were like brothers

Albus: oh, we were more then brothers

A minister: *uses the memmory wand thing*

This pops up:

The ministry: ….

Albus: ….

The ministry: …

Albus: ….can I got back to teaching now or???? Cause that *points at the memory* that’s just gonna keep being more vivid

Simon Snow fancast

@rainbowrowell​I I accidentally found real life Simon :D

p.s. That’s Owen Lindberg he poxed with moles too (both face and body), but editors tend to photoshop them out :(

Baz sweater:

MOLES:

DO U HAVE ANY STEVEBUCKY FICS THAT HAVE SPIDEYPOOL IN THEM BC IM TRULY SUCH A HOE FOR STEVEBUCKY AND SPIDEYPOOL

yeah I have a couple for you. DEADPOOL WAS FUCKING GREAT BTW I HOPE YOU LIKED IT!

Chicken Soup by SeptemberWolves

Peter gulps when the man turns back, the reflective surface of the goggles blocking his expression. The man gives Peter a long look before turning to leave.

“Go home, child.” He says, voice surprisingly soft.

That Avengers Kid by falloutwade & vocalpeter

Peter Parker is your everyday geek. Straight A’s, outstanding efforts, a weird obsession with a show called Teen Wolf, his amazing knowledge of anything he studies, and overall any parent’s dream son.

However, being abandoned the porch of a white suburban house wasn’t the boy’s best memory. But, that’s how he ended up with Steve Rodgers and Tony Stark as parents. And the coolest ones as well.

Easily excelling in all his prior schools, and classes, Peter was positive he could get through his high school years with a breeze. That was until he met a man with a charming smile on the streets.

Why isn’t this self-explanatory? (WIP) by DimensionWarper

Phil doesn’t even understand why these are even on the list of rules for the Avengers. He thought that the only teenager on the team was Spider-Man.

@wearywanderer

mentioned you on a post

“Unpopular Marauder Era Opinions”

@deathdaydungeon you say all the points I make about Eileen are easily countered, but don’t actually counter them? The quote you posted only compares him to James, a little boy prince. Even Ron Weasley would appear neglected in such circumstances, but that doesn’t mean there’s no love. Poverty doesn’t equal neglect/abuse

Sure - I can counter them with equal headcanons if you require it:

By the age of 10, Snape, although living among mugles with a muggle father: Knew EVERYTHING about his wizarding ancestry and wizarding culture, hated muggles and refused to befriend them, had been taught magic (both light and dark) by his mother, and had house pride to rival any pureblood child living among wizards. This doesn’t show neglect AT ALL.

By the age of 10, Snape, although living amongst Muggles with a Muggle father, had read through his mother’s old schoolbooks, which taught him everything he needed to know about wizarding culture.  Petunia knows who the ‘Snape boy’ is - he was known around Cokeworth for being an oddity.  With his weird clothes and unexplained magical outbursts, no child was keen to befriend him.  In addition to the way his father behaved, it’s no wonder he started to hate Muggles.  

Eileen didn’t speak much about the wizarding world, but when he finally asked her about her Slytherin scarf, she told him that all Princes had been in Slytherin.  His desperation to be a legitimate wizard caused him to aspire to be in his family’s house.  There’s nothing to indicate that Eileen taught Severus any magic, aside from Sirius’ comment.  It’s possible, but it’s equally possible that Sirius’ statement is retrospective justification for his own abominable behaviour.

Snape’s mismatched clothes in the muggle world were not a sign of parental neglect but were a sign of Eileen’s poverty and especially her total disreguard for muggle culture, because although she’d lived among them for years, she still dressed HERSELF and her son just like most pureblood wizards did when they tried to mingle with muggles. Read the chapter on World Cup in GOF to find plenty of examples of wizards dressed mismatched just like Snape and his mother.

There is nothing in the series about Eileen dresses, and her regard/disregard for Muggle culture.  She was happy enough to marry a Muggle and live with him for at least a dozen years.  The examples in GoF are not particularly comparable - they discuss mismatched clothes; not a child wearing his mother’s blouse, or his father’s old coat, or jeans that he has long grown out of.

More importantly, the whole point of GoF is that the witches and wizards are trying to fit in but fail because they don’t understand.  Barty Crouch Senior passes flawlessly.  Harry and Hermione could/would (in the future) pass flawlessly because they grew up in the Muggle world.  So, either Eileen has disregard for both worlds (disregard for Muggles by not wearing the right clothes and simultaneous disregard for the magical world by risking the statute of secrecy by having her son dress so oddly) - or it’s an example of their abject poverty and neglect.  Moreover, Eileen doesn’t attempt to transfigure the unsuitable clothing into something more appropriate.  Nor does she trade the clothes at a second hand shop, or manage to adapt the clothes via Muggle means - this failure is what points towards neglect.

Snape started his first year at Hogwarts with brand new robes and was able to mix in with the crowd. He got his mother’s textbooks which they’d been studying together before school even started. Which is why he was ahead of the pack what with all his knowledge of the dark arts. Not a sign of abuse and neglect.

There is nothing in canon that states Severus had brand new robes.

There is nothing in canon that states Severus was able to mix in with the crowd.

There is nothing in canon that states he got his mother’s textbooks.  It is an assumption based on the publication date of the Prince’s Advanced Potion-Making book, but in that very same book (HBP), Slughorn says:  “You can use ingredients from the store cupboard today, and I’m sure we can lend you some scales, and we’ve got a small stock of old books here, they’ll do until you can write to Flourish and Blotts…”  

What’s to say Severus didn’t obtain his second hand book from a different source, instead of his mother?  Or what’s to say he obtained it with her blessing - maybe he stole it?  You could even argue he decided her rejection of the magical world meant she wasn’t worthy enough of it, so he just took it from her belongings because he - as a wizard - had real need of it…

There is nothing in canon that states he studied magic with his mother.

There is only Sirius’ comment that makes such a claim about him being ahead of others, which I’ve already countered.

Eileen accompanied her son to platform 9 ¾ and put him on the train, well dressed and well prepared for school like all the other loving parents in the history of Hogwarts. Stop it with the Snape was unloved narrative.

Eileen accompanied her son, but the rest of this is unknown.  We know from Dumbledore meeting Tom that there’s a fund for those in need - for all we know, Hogwarts provided for Severus.

Eileen made sure that Severus was so well prepared for school, she failed to explain to her son that Slytherin wouldn’t welcome Muggleborns.

(Also, sorry, I started this in the same vein as your own post, with headcanons, and then turned into a ‘this isn’t canon’ rebuttal instead.  I’m still sick, what can I say.)