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hi any life advice for 21yo

no youre fucked

one of lifes evil ironies is when a kid (undiagnosed w a hereditary phys/mental health issue) goes to their parent and says “hey im experiencing (symptom of undiagnosed hereditary disorder) should we do something about that” and parent (also undiagnosed) goes “no thats normal i also experience that dont worry”

just got stung by a wasp in my own fucking bed. the universe is a cruel place

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

what’s poppin only gays can see this post and rb

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

it could be worse. i could be a sophomore in high school

day ??? of broken elbow. can open doors and make my own bed now lets gooooo

day 18 with a broken elbow. wondering when i will be able to use doorknobs again

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